Bodyform: 1, Stupid Male Facebooker: 0
Women kick ass, but once a month Aunt Flow comes and returns the favor and releases a serious can of whoopass on our uteri. Everyone knows the real deal, but some Facebook douche took it upon him self to post sarcastic comments on the wall of Bodyform, a feminine product company. Richard Neill was then properly served by Bodyform CEO Caroline Williams in a video posted in response to Richard’s comment.
See what he said after the break.
His post read:
“Hi, as a man I must ask why you have lied to us for all these years. As a child I watched your advertisements with interest as to how at this wonderful time of the month that the female gets to enjoy so many things, I felt a little jealous. I mean bike riding, rollercoasters, dancing, parachuting, why couldn’t I get to enjoy this time of joy and ‘blue water’ and wings!! Dam my penis! Then I got a girlfriend, was so happy and couldn’t wait for the joyous adverturous time of the month to happen…. you lied!! There was no joy, no extreme sports, no blue water spilling over wings and no rocking soundtrack oh no no no. Instead I had to fight against every male urge I had to resist screaming wooaaahhhhh bodddyyyyyyfooorrmmm bodyformed for youuuuuu as my lady to the little girl from the exorcist with added venom and extra 360-degree head spin. Thanks for setting me up for a fall bodyform, you crafty bugger…”
Richy, you can now pick your face up off the floor.