To celebrate this monumental holiday we are posting a list of “Types of Bitches” recently found on the classroom floor in an Elementary School in D.C. Though it basically proves the children are starting out early as tiny patriarchal assholes, we have to admit we are impressed by how thorough this list is. I mean, from  ”suntanning bitches” to “uncreative bitches” to ” Spanish bitches who think they all that because of their hair“… this list of 90 bitches has it all- I mean we all know an  ”ugly looking bitch that think they all that“… Read about them all, after the jump….

Via: And I Am Not Lying