How To Make It In America
Last week we attended a NYC viewing of HBO’s newest show, How To Make It In America which premiered last night. HBO continues to ruin the integrity of our fair city – first with Sex and The City, which became on open invite for lamest girls in America to move to New York and dream of marrying an dickweed of an investment banker-and now this. Though we’d seen bits and pieces before, we’re pretty much terrified that we’ll never be able to shake this massive case of douche chills watching it gave us. It’s trying desperately to be part of a downtown scene it doesn’t quite understand- so it just comes across as corny. Don’t make us get into how many things were wrong- it was clearly written and filmed over two years ago (think jokes about Conde Naste expense accounts, Range Rovers and $500 Japanese denim). And the was styling all wrong, talk about BAPE, Kid Cudi. Oh LA execs/ slash Marky Mark you’ll never understand this is NYC. Even our Blogue homie, Ally, a featured extra on the show- was trying not to barf on her hors d’oeuvres. More images and scathing commentary after the jump.
Baped out. Also Kudi invited main characters to go to Blue Ribbon…. on an Conde Nast expense account. As though those even exist these days.
Is that jacket Triple Five Soul?
Take note, in the reality of this show- the girl above lives in a Chinatown loft.
Any show that contain this image should be taken off the air.
Only moment with real style… Ally Mcbeal