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Kelis Is A Goat

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We get it… The McQueen shoes… But Kelis you aren’t even a poor man’s Lady Gaga- you are like a farmboy’s fetish gone wrong.  The Bitch is dressed like Pan. Pan, being the Greek God of sheperds who was half goat. And if one is going to dress like a mythical beast why in hell would you throw a Tuxedo jacket over it? You have a tail growing out of your head, do you really think the jacket was going to class that up? We haven’t even mentioned that the pinks don’t match, her make up looks craze and the spiked headband are all awful. Further more, have you heard this – Kelis gets over $45,000 a month in child support from Nas. Half a month’s child support pays a starving stylist for a YEAR! Please check after the jump to see her style inspiration and her jacked up face.

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  • Rozie Hanks said:

    Stop acting like Lady Gaga is inspiring Kelis. Kelis has been doing this before Lady Gaga was lady Gaga! Kelis has always thought outside the box, so this is nothing new to her. Lady Gaga is nothing but a fraud, a wannabe Grace Jones, Roisin Murphy, Bjork. Give credit when its due. Kelis is a INNOVATIVE FASHION ICON.

  • Pauline said:

    She’s a complete nut job… poor thing, she is craving for attention, I guess she kind of got it. After her response about wanting to kill all rodents and animals and willingness to eat a pterodactyl… she’s on my shit list.

    I don’t necesarrily think she thinks “out of the box”, i think her whole mind is fucked up and in another dimension.

  • .acapella said:

    PAULINE,bitch shut da fuck up! You dont know anything about Kelis yet you wanna post inaccurate, hateful posts. as for her thinking outside of the box, she has always thought outside the box. do your research and then you’ll see. lady gaga is manufactured, nothing about her is original..NOTHING! Kelis has always been ahead of the game with everything she does. whether its music or fashion. lady gaga is new to all this. but i guess because shes white its ok for her to do it. what the fuck ever!

  • gaga me with a spoon said:

    Oh the black girls are pulling out the race card – yawn….

  • Pauline said:

    Um, Hi, acapella.. i never said anything hateful, just that i think she is a complete cuckoo bird… and since your a devoted follower, im sure you’re not too far from that either…
    i never said anything about lady gaga, so girl, sit down and relax yourself. i dont think this outfit is “ahead of the game” she looks like a fucking moron, everyone is laughing at her, no one is saying “wow she looks fab”. I don’t think Marc Jacobs or any respected designer can respect that outfit….

    and for you to pull out the race thing..thats sad!!! I forgot how ignorant people can be!!!


  • generally speaking said:

    whoa – i see camel toe!

  • Theo said:

    Gotta respect a fashion risk taker, it keeps thing way more interesting , love it or hate it.

  • shitsridiculous said:

    please, no more of this…..FAIL!

  • ottomamadrama said:

    she doesn’t look out the box at all AND this isn’t about race in the slightest. all she is doing is regurgitating a bunch of trends- poorly. and if you blow it at pulling off outrageous ensembles you just look like a damnnn asshole. plus if your concept is “goat” you have another thing coming.

  • anne frank said:

    ahahahaha. i read this in class and started laughing so hard people started staring. omg i died. this ruled.

  • trillafood said:

    I highly doubt Kelis cares what people thinks. Thats why she did it. Pauline sound like a hater forreal. Thats YOUR opinion. You can love it or hate it, but at the end of the day Kelis got the people talking.
    She has always been a trendsetter. Kelis is also responsible for Rihanna’s look.

  • miss bee said:

    thats what happens when you get 50,000 a month in child support and have nothing better to do……

  • grace said:

    Daring,unafraid and always confident! Thank goddess for Kelis!

  • Pauline said:

    @ “Trillafood” “Thats why she did it. Pauline sound like a hater forreal. Thats YOUR opinion”
    - Um yeah, thats my opinion… hence that i left a “COMMENT”. Can people no longer have their opinion’s because it’s not nice?

    i think she looks like a f*cking idiot, not to mention, she sounds like an idiot when she just opens her mouth. I feel bad for Nas, he’s stuck with her for the next 18 years. sad sad sad!


  • clauditaBonita said:

    Who ever did her makeup should be FIRED!!! two sets of lashes that make her eyes look droopy and really really poorly applied foundation OMG her brows? . I saw this photo and I wanted to cry. This is a case of a woman with too much money and not one ounce of style. She needs a new glam squad, because whoever is getting her ready is clueless. This is tragic…

  • Robin Fentanyl said:

    Garden variety gold digging hoe. She straight-up robbed my man Nas. Esco shoulda paid attention when 50 told him he was a sucker for love! It’s cheaper to keep her dude, but when she walks in the crib looking like that it must be worth the dough to banish her from your thug mansion permanently. And what’s with those stupid lashes?? The bitch looks like she’s crying hair. She needs to go somewhere with her wannabe centaur looking self. Plus she’s never even been able to sing, screeching some bullshit like she just smoked a carton of unfiltered Newports. Another Laguardia success story. I hate her so much right now! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • hanna said:

    She looks a fool she is trying to get some attention and get people to talk about her no talent butt by biting off of Lady Ga Ga. She needs to tend to her big face slanted eye baby.

  • Mr.Biscuits said:

    The only things that were missing from her damn BOLO ass halloween costume were a bell around her neck, a trashcan for her to eat out of, and the fact that it’s been a grip since halloween was what was poppin’. Nas isn’t throwing that money at her just for child support either, he’s just paying her triflin’ ass to not come around.

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