Kelis Is A Goat
We get it… The McQueen shoes… But Kelis you aren’t even a poor man’s Lady Gaga- you are like a farmboy’s fetish gone wrong. The Bitch is dressed like Pan. Pan, being the Greek God of sheperds who was half goat. And if one is going to dress like a mythical beast why in hell would you throw a Tuxedo jacket over it? You have a tail growing out of your head, do you really think the jacket was going to class that up? We haven’t even mentioned that the pinks don’t match, her make up looks craze and the spiked headband are all awful. Further more, have you heard this – Kelis gets over $45,000 a month in child support from Nas. Half a month’s child support pays a starving stylist for a YEAR! Please check after the jump to see her style inspiration and her jacked up face.