Remember that Sex and The City when Samantha had fake rubber nipples that make you look like your headlights are on? And the girls laughed and tried them out – finding that the guys they attract with them are babies that want to suck on their mum’s teets and talk baby talk. Well the Japanese seem to like this idea but we are a bit confused becausewe thought  they like their women on the barely legal side. Maybe they are supposed to have hard nipples in their Lolita costume? More faux nippelitous products, after the jump…..

Oh Japan! Is it cold over there or are you just happy to see me?

Photos: tokyotimes.org

Now here are good old American nips -

Ewww!