Worst Brand of the Week : Assbrellas!
It’s just a white (hairy) ass on an umbrella. They call it an Assbrella. Explain to me why you would ever want this? I get Bro-Humor and all that, but come the hell on, boys – it looks like a nutsack. Gross. If you want yourself some rain gear that ensures you’ll never get laid, this is it.