Sky Mall Fashion
We here at Blogue are constantly traveling for business which is both exhilarating and exhausting. What do we do to entertain ourselves when we are stuck on a 6 hour transatlantic flight – read Sky Mall, what else? After laughing at their bizarre pet products, we have gathered their “fashion” related items and have started to actually think that we need some of them. Our must haves, after the turbulent jump…….
This insect repellent hat is the bee’s knees.
Stress Helmet , very TRON
Just like when you were a baby, but this time it is unbreathable, synthetic fabric.
A backpack Vacuum – I would totally wear this to parties and scare people by touching their butts….. hehe…
Fire your lifeguard, your kids will never sink!
Harry Potter amulets, rings and walking sticks – wizardly good… if you are a 10 year old wiccan!
SPF protective hat and shirt – Don’t all hats and shirts protect you from the sun – ever heard of a farmer’s tan?
Is that a bottle of water in your pocket or art you just happy to see me? Nerd!
One small turd for cats, one giant no scoop for mankind!